satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015

handbrake

When a chick abruptly stops giving you a handjob right before you orgasm, causing you to have no pleasure upon orgasming.

It was going good till I got a handbrake.

by P tha Pawn May 15, 2010

Hartford Handgranade

This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman

During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!

by TheZman August 17, 2010

handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.

"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"

by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005

Love Handrails

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

by Hands Harris April 15, 2009

Henbrain

A phrase used when someone tries to be funny but he/she cannot.

It's specially used with a hashtag as a reply to an unfunny joke.

A: Hey, this phrase is not in longman dictionary.
B: Yes, but it is in Snell's anatomy. (It isn't actually)
A: #henbrain

by KnightKingV2 May 14, 2018

handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

by oracle March 12, 2004