Hambone Henry

A Homosexual of Buff Stature

"That dude's a Hambone Henry"
"You can tell because of his lisp"

by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005

HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

Hambone

Four strikes in a row during a 10 pin bowling tournament. Started as a catch phrase by ESPN announcer Rob Stone, it has turned into a bona-fide term for four strikes much like Turkey is the bowling term for three strikes in a row.

As Mike Edwards threw his 4th strike in a row, the crowd yelled "Hambone"!

by Samantha Mulligan February 28, 2008

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

pat-hannoned

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......

The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves

by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017

hambone

tis a bone, from a the animal known as ham

You know it, hambone.

by nichesuperhero June 29, 2016