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The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.
The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper
by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008
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hamler

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal
That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.
by douche boat November 6, 2006
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Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.
Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Dirty Hamper

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
by The Laundraman February 18, 2010
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Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!
by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011
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Laundry hamper

To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper
get ready for the tastiest laundry hamper of ur life
by Foorat41 January 27, 2018
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hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004
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