hampster

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.

Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?

by irish89 January 23, 2008

Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

by clgdswr August 28, 2009

Hamppster

A hamppster is when you cum into a ladies body wash.

*busts a quick hamppster in moms shampoo*

by DADDY SKWOMP November 1, 2019

night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008