She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
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English Football Hooligans' kit:
Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly
Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan
Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.
Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.
Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.
Head: Skinhead
Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross
Feet: Reebok Classics
Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights
Mouth: Foul language
Cranium: A lonely brain cell
Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly
Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan
Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.
Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.
Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.
Head: Skinhead
Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross
Feet: Reebok Classics
Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights
Mouth: Foul language
Cranium: A lonely brain cell
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Get the football hooligan mug.Based in Motherwell the SS(Saturday Service) were by far the most feared soccer casuals throughout Scotland in the 80's. Lead a shining example to all other less organised, less smartly dressed firms of how it should be done. SS
"Here its the Motherwell game oan Saturday up it Fir Park."
"Am no gawn there we'll git oor heeds kicked in aff the SS."
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"Am no gawn there we'll git oor heeds kicked in aff the SS."
SS Hooligans
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Get the SS hooligans mug.n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.
"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
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