hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
by stephhasafannyrash June 12, 2010
pronounced: "ham-mick"
(noun)
A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
(noun)
A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 01, 2009
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
by ScottIsHung69 March 09, 2017
by Mitch G. August 14, 2006
A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012