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Hammer

Yo pass me that hammer so i can merk these dudes.
by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009
mugGet the Hammermug.

Hammer

Jim wanted to mix it up, so he used the hammer.
by panchito loquito October 30, 2011
mugGet the Hammermug.

Hammer

Hottie with a body. Probably a big football doucher. One of the best looking people you will ever meet. Always has 2 ladies around him because he smells fantastic.
Look at Hammer over there with 8 ladies talking to him.
by Doojie2 March 3, 2010
mugGet the Hammermug.

hammered

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
mugGet the hammeredmug.

hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams
Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy
by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019
mugGet the hammeringmug.

hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
mugGet the hammeredmug.

hammers

Any refrence to a gun
Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers
by raymond April 17, 2004
mugGet the hammersmug.

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