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Hamburg Pancake

A Hamburg Pancake is when a man ejaculates into the hand of their partner. Then the partner, with the semen in hand, slaps them across the face as hard as they can, splatteering the semen across their face, head and all around.
Jimmy and Sally made a Hamburg Pancake in the living room yesterday. I had to throw away the couch, I still have to clean the ceiling and I have no idea where the cat ran off to.
Hamburg Pancake by Vojko February 8, 2026

In Hamburg wirst´ abgestecht

"In Hamburg wirst´ abgestecht" is northern german (Hamburg) slang saying: In Hamburg (the city) you will be stabbed.
Hans:" Hamburg ist so eine schöne Stadt! Ich möchte unbedingt nach Hamburg!"
Peter:" Gehe nicht nach Hamburg, in Hamburg wirst´ abgestecht!"

Hairy Hamburg 

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.
The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."
Hairy Hamburg by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009

Arielle Hamburg 

A super awesome red-head, they usually have really short friends to make them seem taller
That Arielle Hamburg is really cool
Arielle Hamburg by adjklsadjsakljdl November 13, 2010

pound the hamburg 

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.
"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."

Pulling a Hamburg 

Any move that defies the laws of gravity, physics or logic while driving a car. Derived from the insane drivers on Hamburg Turnpike in Wayne, NJ. This act can be performed on or off Hamburg Turnpike
Yo bro..cutting off that guy with less than 1 foot of passing room was soooo dick. You totally just Pulled a Hamburg.

Watch me shoot this gap, im about to be pulling a hamburg
Pulling a Hamburg by Jonesy1234 November 10, 2008