Hamased

When you country is invaded, many are raped and tortured, 1,200 are murdered but it is your fault?

When thousands of terrorists invade your land, slaughter, rape, mutilate, burn and kidnapped you have been Hamased.

by The truth speaking June 1, 2024

Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)

Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012

Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.

The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.

by nycesq April 29, 2009

hamasidal bomber

Losers dictated by hamas that terrorize innocent Israeli citizens, often deliberately blowing their own fool selves up in the process due to the mistaken belief that they'll be greeted in the afterlife by 72 virgins instead of one disappointed and really angry Jew, the son of the One that determines their eternity.

His sorrowful Muslim mother wasn't permitted to teach to him or sing to him the Father Abraham song, and unfortunately fagscist terrorists were therefore more easily able to convince him to become a hamasidal bomber.

by Jenny Sis 12.3 October 3, 2010

Hamase

Hamase is a pulchritudinous lady but at the same time a dragon.

Wow! Hamase you are amazing!

by not_today November 22, 2021

Hamasectomy

A surgical procedure to remove the terror organization Hamas from an infected area.

"Combat helicopter footage of the last day's Hamasectomy."

by not_the_mossad October 15, 2023

Hamase

Hamase, a beautiful girl with a golden soul. She is loyal and will always have your back. She is the most independent girl you will ever met, she will not ask for anything - thats why she deserves the whole world.

Hamase, the universe loves you

Why is it burning outside? Because Hamase is out!

by Urfvrtgal November 24, 2021