half-and-half
half-and-half by JohnnyFree January 4, 2012
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half and half creampie
As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.
Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"
half and half creampie by pho0l June 19, 2016
Half and Half Party
A party in which the guys “conveniently” forget to wear pants.
As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.
As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.
McBride: "Chet, you know what we should do?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"
Half and Half Party by AGC via CH January 8, 2010
half and half and half
A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.
Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.
Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.
Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.
half and half and half by FrancisPerry August 21, 2010
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half and half with cream cheese
A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.
half and half with cream cheese by Joes Endo August 30, 2016
Half and Half pass
The art of handing the half and half to the person next to you while prepping your coffee at a Starbucks. Also a great time to strike up a conversation about the coffee or anything else.
The Half and half pass is the perfect way to strike up a conversation while prepping coffee. Damn its almost empty, hell of a way to start the week huh?
Half and Half pass by philipKC October 29, 2012
Half And Half Drunk
When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
person 2 falls down and doesn't get up
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
person 2 falls down and doesn't get up
Half And Half Drunk by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011