Northeast Harbor

A small resort town on mount desert island in maine, once held summer residents such as FDR, Edgar Allan Poe and thank goodness, not marthas stewart. (She's in the neighboring Seal Harbor). Everyone will wake up early for Breakfast at the colonels, followed by lunch at the swim club. Mixed doubles on tennis club road always draws a crowd and who doesn't enjoy sunset service. Afternoons are spent on the water sailing, and boating around the cranberry isles and somes sound. Known for it's Monday night dances at the golf club which every resident from the age of 8 to 18 is eligable to attend. The last song before the older kid's arrive, always has been and will be Rock Lobster. The town is comprised of the american elite, many of whom spend their winters in pennsylvania, NEH is nicknamed Philadelphia on the Rocks for this very reason. All clothing for the summer is purchased at the holmes store for men and women and romantic room for women and If your lucky, charged to your grandparents charge account which has been active since before your parents were born. Although the season only runs from July 1st to labor day weekend the town is home to some of the oldest and most respectable familes, for whom Northeast Harbor is the definition of summer.

Houses in Northeast Harbor which are along Somes sound are reffered to as 'cottages' however each and everyone is a monument to high society, for these 'cottages' are some of the most lavish mansions, especially considering they are lived in for two months out of a year, and for some only one.

by Rock Lobster November 9, 2005

hairjob

when a girl wraps her very long hair around your genitals.

He met a girl with very long brown silky hair. She took him to her place and rubbed her long brown silky hair on his genitals and gave him the best hairjob ever. He came almost instantly. The feeling of her hair was intense.

by rockerz July 18, 2007

harbor steamer

A derivation of a dutch oven where a woman, while receiving oral sex, pulls the covers over the man's head and farts.

"My morning breath tastes like I got a harbor steamer last night."

by Alrin August 21, 2006

Stone Harbor

A small rich place to stay at the beach in New Jersey. It is near cape may and nothing goes on there except for the Nuns' Beach Surf tournament (which is a kick ass surfing contest)and it is the home of the infamous Springer's ice cream which is the best on the face of the earth in my opinion.

Dude #1: Did you go to the beach this summer home dizzle?
Dude #2: yahh braaw i went to Stone Harbor and really got stoned haha get it? Stoned?

by Dude wheres my friggin car August 18, 2006

Hairorexia

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.

-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."

by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012

Harbor Area

Hey, at least you don't live in south centeral.

omg you live in the Harbor Area, well at least your close to the ocean.

by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016

Kreflo Dollars Hairburn

1) A sexual position where a homosexual male lights his pubic hair on fire while having sex with his partner and he also gives his partner money whilst this happens.

2) A nickname for 50 Cent.

1) Man: Would you like to do some KDH?

Other Man: Ouch.

2) Kreflo Dollars Hairburn gets on my nerves. His music sucks ass!

by thegreatworldchampion April 20, 2010