hagard

hagard-adj. looking old, or worn out. in a state of sloppyness.

wow, did you see john's shirt? that shit was so hagard

by Partyboy983 May 13, 2005

Halariouse

When something is so funny you forget how to spell hilarious and spell it as it sounds, but wrong.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: "omg that's actually so halariouse omg"

by Noshhead June 4, 2021

wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount

"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"

by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004

Haiglarious

The act when a boss, or higher ranked, employer at a company shares a joke or funny tale at an attempt to amuse their workers when in reality said joke or tale is in fact dull and only amusing in the employers eyes. Commonly followed with a tag line: "you had to have been there". Mostly used by co-workers to point out bland senses of humor.

Boy, that joke was 'haiglarious'...

Hey, what was that 'haiglarious' story you told earlier?

by Co-worker McSkip March 26, 2013

Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Halaren

The stereotypical Canadian

Adam loves maple syrup and wears Jean jackets at weddings for a tuxedo he is quite a Halaren.

by GreatDane1138 October 25, 2006

haguar

A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.

Did Steve really go home with that haguar?

by maurice-nyc February 2, 2008