An abysmal epidemiological dilemma caused by the lowest quartile of society. This situation is exacerbated by domestic violence (commonly physical abuse from mother) and it leaves a stain on the economical prosperity, sustainability of wild life, as-well GDP and the health of a nation.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Hagi, "so, i have 75 pairs of boxers"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
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