haggis

1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals
that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.
by pwcca October 20, 2004
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Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.
Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom
by dick the perv February 01, 2008
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My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.
by kjanders9709 August 16, 2005
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Haggy

The mixture of semen and poop in a gay man's underwear
Fag #1: "Hey, do you know how to get this Haggy stain out my favorite banana hammock underwear?"

Fag #2: "No, can we just have gay sex and listen to OAR instead?"
by Swagger 69 May 08, 2012
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Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.
That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.
by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004
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haggis

the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!
a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"
by Rageoss September 20, 2006
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Haggied

Word that one would say then some thing goes tits-up!!! Its the word that sparked off the other word, Hagred
Nial askes " R u lot coming out 2night??"

Ross says " No, i'm eating bannas 2night"

Jordie replys " No, i'm well too poor"

Aggi replys " No i like sleep to much and i'm old, and i'm fitting my new stair lift!!"

Nial says "Haggied!!!!!!!!"
by David Lehmann aka (Lemming) December 08, 2003
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