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The act of completely bailing, on friends or otherwise.
1. O shit man its the cops; Everyone HAGGIS!!

2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.
Haggis by mullet09 July 19, 2009
A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis
Haggis by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.
*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"
HAGGIS by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018
Why am I such a haggis?
haggis by baby haggis June 20, 2018
a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs
it is haggis hunting season
haggis by spleenlover August 31, 2022