haffner

Another word for a blow job.

That slut gave two haffners in the same weekend.

by Darnarius Holmes November 18, 2006

hefnered

when a guy doesn't give you everything you've been asking him for in a relationship and gives it to the next girl.

Dude he totally hefnered you

by roxxystarr30 June 19, 2011

Haferflocken Milch

Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945

Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.

Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 17, 2023

hefner

Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.

We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

by Big Slick April 28, 2006

hafternoon

The time between afternoon and evening.

For example, Well jeepers Chuck, i have a dentist appointment this hafternoon, looks like I can't make it to the meeting.

by Chuck Hansen March 2, 2008

haneru

1. <japanese> To leap
2. <japanese> To decapitate
3. Everybody's Besty Ex

He's just such a haneru - he won;t admit he still loves me and he still wants all his stuff back! I just wanna haneru over there and haneru his hot, skinny ass!

by Haneru March 5, 2009

Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011