hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010

Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

Haffee

Haffee is a word that was invented by my stupid friend. I don't really know why he invented it, because the meaning of haffee is just coffee. He's an kollegah fan and I don't know if it has something to do with his idol. He's just weird and sorry for wasting your time

My stupid ass friend : Hey dude you want a haffee?
Me : don't you mean coffee?
My stupid ass friend : No I mean haffee
Me: And why do you call it haffee?
My stupid ass friend : *giggles*

by Sw4g2y0u December 9, 2018

Huffed

When the number of years doing something exceeds the number of years you have been alive.

Guys I told them I huffed my time spent on this project, and they extend my deadline.

by PhilAngelo April 2, 2019

haffenin

When you be haffen to do sumthin.

Sometimes it won't load for me, so I be haffenin to back out of it.

by We_b_foopin February 5, 2018

haffenintoo

It basically come from small towns all across this land and means the same things as “having too”. It’s just pronounced differently

I hate haffenintoo cook!

by Alphamale724 October 5, 2019

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019