mr. haas

a very distraught man. a guy that will most likely stay in the same job for the rest of his life. he also likes to eat a lot of food, including twinkies, cheese puffs, and diet soda. sometimes he breaks chairs, but everyone still likes him.

did u get mr. haas this year?

by vohvndjsvjsbdvejsb April 12, 2017

nick haas

when a girl is giving you head and while your face-fucking her, you accidentally poke her in the eye.

Dude! I gave my gf a nick haas and now shes blind in one eye!!!

by MrGobbleCock June 19, 2009

Hoo haa

a woman's vagina or a man's penis.

When Sally did her cheerleading routine I saw her hoo haa for a hot minute.

by Scarlet April 14, 2003

Hoo Haa

A nice and sweet way of referring to a woman's privates.

1) You crazy Hoo Haa!
2) Stacy said she hadn't bathed for weeks and her Hoo Haa wreaks!

by LJT July 16, 2006

Tyler haas

Tyler haas should not be trusted around girls. Especially Ones that are drunk or sleeping

Tyler haas has a past record of molesting Sleeping/drunk girls

If you see Tyler haas you should call crime stoppers on 0800 555 111

Don’t leave Jessica around Tyler haas while she’s sleeping. He might try Molest Her.

by adam smith April 11, 2019

Haas Hall

That dumb ass fucking school in Arkansas that kills yo damn health and makes you wanna die

Bobby boi from Rogers: SHIRT UP NOW
Anyone else: Haas Hall Fucking sucks.

by Van Adams May 17, 2022

Haas Peening

The action of whipping out the dick in the middle of a public execution of british people

Cris: Did you see him Haas Peening
Sam: No, but that's based

by IDon'tKnowReally March 13, 2021