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Hypster

A term developed by nameless, aimless, sarcastic, fatalistic (though more disposed to CHANCE as the ultimate decider of all things, rather than FATE ((so I guess...'chance-alistic'))) self-taught philosophers and out-of-time fans of Jack Kerouac/Che Guevara/Wilhelm Reich as the ultimate expression of 'Fuck you contemporary society'-It denotes the current 'counter-culture' of what these enlightened censors refer to as 'fake hipsters'-or Hypsters. The word encompasses wealthy, materialistic, baby math geniuses who do well in school and flaunt perceived notions of a unique personal sexuality and mindset (and know all about philosophy/government) just like it does spoiled suburbanites who brag about smoking hemp and listen to alternative jam bands in addition to supposedly non-mainstream indie shit. Poetry and Manga emos aren't mutually exclusive cliques, but are still encompassed by the alpha and omega put down of said title. Heh...'Hypster' (Ferdinand made a funny).
Guy: "Fuck America and it's hypsters along with the rest. That INCLUDES Neil Gaiman books. You read Neil Gaiman books you'll never amount to anything as far as we're concerned."

Hypster who doesn't think he/she is a hypster: "What? Why Gaiman? Eh writes Sandman and doesn't afraid of anything!

Guy: "Exactly."

Hypster: "How dare you! I'm gonna go express my disgust on Facebook! Then all my friends will comment on how great I am!"
by Das Ferd January 16, 2010
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HYPSter

A self-righteous acronym for anyone who gets into the Holy Trinity of Ivy League universities (plus one extra):

Harvard
Yale
Princeton
Stanford

A person who is a HYPSter is probably brilliant but crazy.
This word is a close cousin of the widely-used acronym on College Confidential, HYPS.
Damn, the valedictorian got into all the Ivies and Stanford!! What a HYPSter.
by LeahVanessa September 24, 2010
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Hypsy

A older soul of gypsy origin , that shows love for their surroundings and mother earth.
My Hypsy friend Tina is an awesome person.
by Chakra882 March 5, 2022
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HYPSMC

An acronym for the top universities in USA.

Harvard
Princeton
Yale
Stanford
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
California Institute of Technology
He got accepted to HYPSMC because he is so smart.
by chaospaladin June 20, 2006
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hypsterical

hip-ster-i-kuhl (adj) -

1. irrational from fear, emotion, or an emotional shock given by something or someone being hip or unhip.

2. over-reacting to something cool (either hip or not) by constantly "plugging" it to everyone you know--or even people you don't.
Wow...do you know how hypsterical you sound?
by peonnn August 4, 2011
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HYPSM

Top schools used by Americans in the US: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, and MIT.

However, schools like Berkeley and Caltech are equal to or more well-known than Princeton in terms of prestige and clout internationally and arguably domestically.
Princeton kids say, “yeah, I go to HYPSM,” or “oh, I go to the number 1 school on USNews,” but never say that “they go to Princeton” when abroad directly to college bound folks because HYPSM is more well known and not accurate.
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Hypstonite

Anything that deters a Hipster, Such as anything that is popular or mainstream. A Hipster's Kryptonite.
Dude, Gangnam Style is complete Hypstonite.
by MaxX November 19, 2012
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