Hypsie 

Singular. Plural form may not exist.

Related to both Hippy and Gypsy terminology in connotation.

1. An individual in approval of environmental, spiritual, animal, and humanity concerns who approves of peaceful negotiation, but will resort to violence if deemed necessary.

2. One who is bound only by personal ethics, which are not the same to another, but is commonly libertarian in their political beliefs, and may be neutral but not pro the extinguish of any "life" form.

3. Someone who will read your palm, punch you in the face, and hug a tree all at the same time.

4. (uncommon) Referring to a person who has ties with many different types of social circles, combined with one or more of the above definitions, who seems dangerous.

Whoa dude! Don't cross that bitch- she's a hypsie.

You know what they say about crossing a hypsie- bug one, and find several different cliques at your throat.

Oh, they go by the hypsie mentality- 'If it doesn't harm anyone unless they request it, and you don't fuck with me, do what you like.' But what they really mean is- fuck with what I care about and it'll come back to you!!

Hypsie by nervespark April 22, 2011

hypsteria 

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.

Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.

hypsteria by sweesmees April 17, 2009

hyphie

1. the act of being very amped up.
2. the act of being crazy, pretty much the same as the first definition i gave.

"lets get hyphie in this bitch!"
"yaaee yaaee"

hyphie by smate February 16, 2005

hyphie

West Coast/ Bay Area's way of being crunk

This party is hyphie

hyphie by Chardai' May 13, 2005

hyphie

like being crunk, but more having to do with being crazy and out of control; like hyper.

"Ah yo! we's gettin hyphie up in herr!"

hyphie by Suzanne May 13, 2005

Hypster 

A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.

People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.

Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.

Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.

Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.

Hypster by Eivind June 24, 2008

Hypstercrit 

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

Hypstercrit by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014