hwhatev

A variant of whatev with an aspirated initial sound, alluding to the way some people pronounce "what" with a heavy 'h' sound.

- d00d, you missed the shooting star
- hwhatev

by Image November 16, 2004

HWHL

Happy Wife, Happy Life
A subtle way to utilize the end-all excuse of not wanting to do something, or explicitly needing to do something to satisfy the wife. Typically used as text in digital environments informally following a statement.

Man, I gotta be home by 4 AM or the Mrs. will crawl in my ass and die tomorrow. You know, HWHL!

Brah I gotta bail on the drop tonight. HWHL

by Blumpkin Spice Latte August 26, 2019

Hwhy?

Used as a way of letting the one spoken to that they’re simply wasting their time. Saying why like this also has a way of provoking them.

Jake: “Hey, Ben, would you like to trade your seven cupcakes for my six cuppycakes?”

Ben:“Hwhy?”
Jake:(provoked)”Because I hate having only six cuppycakes!”

by JMC70 July 1, 2020

hwhipped

Simple, being intensely whipped over and over again, very hard. It's stupid middle schoolers way of saying whipped.

Get Hwhipped!!!

by Hwhipped May 17, 2018

Hwheely

Weird, or out of the ordinary. Could also be used as a substitute for basically any adjective.

"Man, that guy is really Hwheely."

by Stephen Amell's Abs May 26, 2018

HWHHWH

HWHHWH is the noise a girl makes when her mouth is full of cum so much to the point where she is choking.

Last night I fucked Jenny’s mouth, up till the point where I heard the noise HWHHWH and THATS when I knew I fucked her mouth too much

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet June 3, 2020

Hwhehsydydhdj

It's typically used when someone is having a seizure. Or if someone is really excited or happy in text

Bill: I just got a new puppy!!!
Tom: yay!

Tom: Hwhehsydydhdj!! I'm so happy!

by Transpan October 16, 2020