Home Depot

A place where all dads come to meet and get supplies for fixing that darn hole in the wall.

Tom: I saw your dad yesterday
John: He hasn't been around for years, where is he?
Tom: Home Depot
John: Oh good, we need a new sink
Tom: What happened to it?
John: I took a shet in it

by That username is in use April 27, 2020

Home Depot

A store that sells home improvement equipment. The biggest tool of them all. Also can be considered a person by the name of schooley....

Sarah you going to Home Depot!

by Hat World November 2, 2003

Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .

I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.

by Depot of home. September 29, 2021

home-depot

(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

by dinachka7 December 14, 2008

home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

by joe1967 January 3, 2008

Home Depot Dad

A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.

"Yea dude my dad goes to home depot every sunday, hes such a home depot dad"

by Rowantheamerican14 March 4, 2020

Home Depot House

A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.

OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.

by Albanian Eagle March 3, 2009