Paul Heyman 

Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.

Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.

Paul Heyman by ECW For Life July 20, 2008

Heyman Cry 

Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )

Heyman Cry is a verb.

The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.

Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.

Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"

It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.

Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.

They like guys.

And when a guy rejects them.

They do the Heyman Cry.

heyman Heyman Cry! :'(
heyman monster :'(

Heyman Cry by XavierFOREALSS!! November 4, 2009

heyman 

a multi-purpose word that can mean almost anything. the main use is to greet one of your fellow heymans. when you use it to put down someone, the word can have the same meaning as bitch or annoying. it can replace many uses of bad languages so that adults and teachers cant say nothing about it. another use of the wonderful word HEYMAN is to break an awkward silence like when your friend disses you and you dont know wat to say, you say HEYMAN. or if you dont feel comfortable saying hi to someone, you can say Heyman. or if you run out of comebaks wen you and your friends are in a fight, you can just say "YOUR A HEYMAN" and you will win the argument because the power of the AD Alliance will be with you. heyman comes in many forms, like a person, a heyman monster, airdrums, heyman guns, and not cool man

"heyman, thats just not cool man."
the heyman monster heyman smashed xavier when he didnt feed it enough.
when xavier got mad at his school, he used his heyman gun and heyman shot everyone.
when xavier listens to music, he does not nod his head to the beat, he airdrums.
"hey raymond, your a bitch." "well you know wat gerry? your a heyman. so eat that cuz thats so not cool man if you call me a bitch for no reason."

heyman by gerryisnotfurrealz October 21, 2009

Heyman3000 

ie; Charley Foster , the baddest mutherfucker on the face of the earth , coolest , hippest , and most wanted dude around !!!

Did you see Heyman3000 lastnite ? He KICKED ASS !!!

You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!

He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!

Heyman3000 by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010

Heyman monster

Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!

Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.

Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?

*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!

Heyman monster by gerryforreals October 29, 2009

heymanth 

A god. Complicated but so worth loving. Amazing writer, loyal friend. He can be really cute but also deathly hot. Will do anything for you. He pulls off the "bad boy" look so well, but has a heart of gold and is kind of a softie. A real tease, but he doesn't dare to admit that he's a sub.

Friend: Dude have you read Heymanths last post?
Me: Yes! But you have to admit, he himself is the real piece of art here.

heymanth by you_ January 12, 2020

Allyson Noel Heyman 

The most amazing person ever to walk the face of the earth. When she smiles she makes the world freeze, go back in time, and start back. She is way to beautiful and deserves to be recognized for how amazing she is.

Dude, Did you see Allyson Noel Heyman? Yea, She is sooo gorgeous man!

Allyson Noel Heyman by ThatStalkerguy January 8, 2012