by rtj loco January 2, 2004

A herman is a creature that climbs over rooftops in Finnmark, he also loves his Tacos on the roof, not only does he climb all over the place, he also flies wherever he wants.
by Hermynator123 October 4, 2016

by cozce October 13, 2006

To have a false fact be made about you.
John: Hey you see Jake over there, his real name is Corey, what a twat huh?
Ralph: Really? I never knew that.
-the day after-
Ralph: Hey whats up Corey!
Jake: What, are you talking to me? Did John tell you my name was Corey too?
Ralph: Yeah, I guess you got hermaned yesterday.
Ralph: Really? I never knew that.
-the day after-
Ralph: Hey whats up Corey!
Jake: What, are you talking to me? Did John tell you my name was Corey too?
Ralph: Yeah, I guess you got hermaned yesterday.
by Jebise October 15, 2006

Coming in at 1:30 and taking a half hour lunch.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.
by Dizzle Dana January 19, 2008

The definitional word you use to describe a human being you see, and cannot distinguish if they are of the male or female gender.
Person 1: Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
by dietcola July 10, 2009

An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 14, 2010
