Hedgehog

when a woman has shaven her DOO-DAH and stubble is evident

collen has a hedgehog

Hedgehog by Anonymous May 14, 2003

hedgehog

when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs

Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.

hedgehog by loren goins February 21, 2004

hedgehog

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

hedgehog by adam and eve's father February 21, 2012

hedgehog

girl's pubic hair

shave your hedgehog ladies

hedgehog by acpon March 30, 2004

Hedgehog

The best creature in existence

The land of hedgehogs conquered Earth and turned it communist

Hedgehog by Hedgehog_Hero May 8, 2019

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

hedgehog by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

Hedgehog

when u crap and it lands on the side of the toilet seat.

Jamason:AAAHHHHH!!!!!(sounded like a girl)
Zyan11:Did u find (warxy9's) HEDGEHOG!!!!
Warxy9:ha ha!! yep he did!!!
Zyan11:he sure did!!

Hedgehog by Zyan Coyle March 17, 2008