go shit in your hat

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!

Go shit in your hat, you have no idea what your talking about.

by MisfitBandit72 June 5, 2016

And that's on Perry's Hat

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.

Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat

by sophlove193 September 20, 2019

DrChiz Hat

Another word for Newsboy cap: a distasteful casual-wear cap similar in style to the flat cap, worn by the one and only DrChiz.

Man 1: "How many of those stupid fucking DrChiz hats do you own?"

Man 2: "Four."

Man 1: "Are you delivering papers in 1923, you ass? Earning your two pence a day? You look like you're about to molest a chimney sweep."

by S0ur February 8, 2015

Hat fic

A really nasty phanfiction that people only read because they were warned against it.

Person: They warned me not to read the hat fic. I should have listened *shudder* HAMSTERS!

by brilliancedme June 11, 2016

Gary Bettman Hat Trick

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.

With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.

by gokingsgo January 14, 2013

the cowboy hat rule

A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!

Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.

Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!

by Elk_newbie July 8, 2017

I'll eat my hat

A saying used to express how absolutely, positively certain a person is about something.

If she isn't having an affair, I'll eat my hat!

by Jilina September 25, 2005