Cookbook Homicide

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide

by CBHomicide June 26, 2020

homicide bomber

Another name for a suicide bomber, coined by Fox News in their quest to become more "fair and balanced." Problem is, homicide bomber is redundant because any idiot who detonatnes any bomb that kills someone, regardless of if it is strapped to his/her body or not, is considered a homicide. The reason the other networks say suicide bomber is because the bomber blows themself up also. See also, Fox News calls the Tsunami disaster the "killer wave" disaster. Way to EDJUMICATE the public, Mr. Murdoch.

Brit Hume - "I am a fat waste of humanity. Much like the homicide bomber who killed 3 Isrealies and himself today"

Me - "Dude, I thought we deleted this channel"

by PDiddle January 31, 2005

homicide suicide blowjob

A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.

"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"

by CommanderM February 21, 2015

sauceticular homicide

A type of homicide involving one or more types of sauce, ranging from ketchup to worcestershire. Although not as common as other types of homicide, it makes up for it in hilarity.

"Bobby was a victim of sauceticular homicide last night. Apparently he slipped on some barbecue sauce some maniac had laid out."
"Wait.....what?"

by Micher J February 27, 2019

Reverse Dirty Dog Homicide

When you puke and shit in a condom. Then you fuck a bitch with the condom while saying your ABC’s backwards. When your done dogging that bitch you shoot her in the head and then kill yourself.

Ben: Bro, I did my signature move on your mom last night. Its’s called the reverse dirty dog homicide.

Carson: Damn bro you a mad motherfucker!!!!!

by CT OG February 22, 2018

Homicide Bomber

A phrase used soley by the Fox News organization in an attempt at making themselves sound completely retarded. The phrase was conjured up in their Dept. of Redundancy Department, used to convey the fact that bombs kill, to an in-bred white trash television audience with A.D.D. with their thumbs up their asses. Their refusal to use the word suicide stems from their love for the word "Homicide" because it contains the string "homi" which sounds a lot like "homo" which makes the workers in the control room giggle every time it is mentioned on the air.

Bill O'Luffa: The homicide bomber killed 33 people by killing them in a homocidal manner. We're not going to actually let you know HOW he did it, but trust us. He killded them dead. He go bang, they go die-die. We smart. We news peoples. We fare and balunced.

<hee hee hee... Bill said Homo! Did you hear him? He said it right on the air!>

by El Defino November 12, 2006

homicide

When someone murders one of your homies (or actually any other person).

Homicide is forbidden; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. (Voltaire)

by Rabid Khan January 20, 2019