H2 blowjob

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.

H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!

by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006

h2 ending

Means Halo 2 ending. For those who have not played Halo 2, the ending was anticlimactical, and no one liked, it ended horribly, and people cried. So something that has a h2 ending, means bad, bad ending.

Man most movies now days have h2's.

I think that guy made it h2 ending on purpose. Prick.

by Era March 27, 2005

H2 phrase

U good? Sftu

Person: ur bare fruity fam
H2: u good?

Stfu you slag

H2 phrase

by Cacapk1 May 31, 2021

H2-OD

Overdosing on water after, somehow, not succumbing to alcohol poisoning the night before.

Person 1: How are you feeling today? You drank a lot last night.
Person 2: I feel like death but otherwise okay. Just been pounding waters all day.
Person 1: Careful not to H2-OD.

by GvGPoompi December 25, 2021

hummer H2

a car made for insecure people who dont have a life. designed to create a false image of being adventureous and rugged. will never be used for any purpose off the road

yo yo check out my new H2 ... i am definately different now and i have an incredibly interesting life because of this car

by pooy November 2, 2003

hummer h2

restore your manhood

If you have short man syndrome, then The Hummer H2 is your small penis mobile

by Angelino December 3, 2007

hummer h2

Sits among the dodge ram and the lincoln navigator as of the most pointless wastes of the world's few resources that was devised by mankind - the off roaders that no one would ever use to go off road (in case chrome bumpers were dented or pearlescent paint scratched). Customers have the curious belief that if you drive one you are MORE likely to be a cool, 'wack', 'blingin' and/or 'sick' member of society. The need to melt the polar icecaps (or indeed do anything that is going to jeopardise the future of mankind) as quickly as possible is a basic instinct of the buyers of this vehicle - and, incidentally, some especially severe sufferers of mental retardation - although it is impossible to say how the two groups are connected.

Check out that wack guy in the hummer. That dude is sick!

Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.

by snack88 September 6, 2005