hagrid's beard 

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

hagrid's beard by RMS132 November 5, 2015

cheeky hagrid 

While dancing with your partner, slide your hand downwards onto your partners arse cheek. Like Hagrid does at the ball, in Harry Potter and the goblet of Fire.

See Nathan is giving the cheeky Hagrid a try on his hot missus.

cheeky hagrid by Fuckdif January 13, 2018

PS1 hagrid 

PS1 Hagrid is the embodiment of sexiness when you see him he makes you cum spontaneously

“PS1 hagrid is so hot he makes me cum every time I see him”

“Me to”

PS1 hagrid by Moist hagrid December 8, 2020

Dirty Hagrid 

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

Dirty Hagrid by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011

Ps1 hagrid 

The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November

Tyler “omg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake “dude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler “oh yeah”

Ps1 hagrid by TI-36X Pro Calculator November 10, 2019

hagrid 

hagid:the huge fat guy who is the gamekeepr at Hogwarts

hagrid:big and hairy you wouldn't be talking about me now would ya.
harry:NO the wizarding world doesn't always revolve around you.
hermione:it revolves around harry.
ron:wicked!

harry:lovin' your hut hagrid it's very...rustic!

hagrid by crowie August 4, 2006

Hagrid 

a fat woman who resembles hagrid from the harry potter series. one whos cooch oozes mysterious potions. tends to make out with gay men and convince them to bang her with her pussy potions.

yo man did u see that hagrid walkin down the hall today?

yeah man she drug me into the bathroom and rode my shlong

Hagrid by randal cunningham September 5, 2009