1 definition by randal cunningham
a fat woman who resembles hagrid from the harry potter series. one whos cooch oozes mysterious potions. tends to make out with gay men and convince them to bang her with her pussy potions.
yo man did u see that hagrid walkin down the hall today?
yeah man she drug me into the bathroom and rode my shlong
yeah man she drug me into the bathroom and rode my shlong
by randal cunningham September 6, 2009