Garthru

A ghetto male that poses as a gangster and frequently beats up random people for no apparent reason.

while i was walking to your house, i got attacked by a garthru.

by cole brouneliss March 2, 2009

GWARChive

The GWARChive is a DVD released by the Thrash metal band GWAR.

This DVD contains 16 of the music videos that were released from the year 1990, all the way through the year 2001.
The music video's on this DVD (In Order from 2001-1990 and order on DVD) are:
1. Immortal Corruptor - 2001
2. Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong = From the movie "It's $leazy - 2000
3. Fucking An Animal = This video was the censored version with farm animal noises replacing obscene words the song contained. - 1999
4. Don't Need A Man = This song was sung by "Slymenstra Hymen". - 1998
5. Penguin Attack - 1997
6. Surf Of Syn - = From the movie "Ragnarok" 1996
7. Meat Sandwhich = From the movie "Ragnarok" - 1996
8. Saddam A Go-Go - 1994
9. Jack The World - 1994
10. The Insidious Sililoquy Of Dr. Mr. Mrs. Prof. Skulhed Face = This was taken from the movie "Skulhed Face". - 1994
11. Have You Seen Me? = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
12. Crack In The Egg = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
13. Gor-Gor = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
14. The Road Behind = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
15. Sick Of You = From The Movie "Live From Antarctica" 1990
16. Cool Place To Park = From the Movie "Live From Antarctica" - 1990

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The DVD also contains extra DVD content such as:

1. Audio Commentary from GWAR on each music video.
2. Outtakes from the Music Video "Immortal Corruptor".
3, Art and Photo Gallery. = Not a slideshow, but a merge of psychodelic colors and artwork with video inside of some of the spaces in between the artwork, shifts from different songs on the DVD as well.
4. Discography. = Announcer names all of the CD's that have songs related to the music videos. Such as "Violence Has Arrived" contains the song "Immortal Corruptor".

I just got the GWARChive DVD today.

I am going to go watch the GWARChive right now.

by A Twisted Illusion September 16, 2008

Gearthy

Having a big, meaty penis.

Person 1: "did you hear about Baldy?"

Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"

by Greenbacked July 25, 2009

garth

Fairly direct with his intentions and in dealing with people. Not one to beat around the bush. Thinks that the truth will set you free no matter how hard it is to hear. Usually associated with music in some form. Very connected with everything because he believes all is connected.

Garth's honesty is brutal, but at least he tells the truth.

by analomus February 4, 2010

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

gwarph

A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.

Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.

by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013