Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

glanderson booper

A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).

GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.

by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016

Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

goosey goosey gander

to look at or observe something

"Bloody hell, have a goosey goosey gander at her tits, they're massive!"

by E_rike July 8, 2017

Ganderthroll

Placing the tip of your penis in acid then inserting it directly into someones ear.

It's not my fault she was deaf before the ganderthroll.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

ganderous

dangerous spelled wrong, but with more meaning if you break it down
Gander - a glance, brief look
-Ous suffix - full of, possessing

Full of looks, attracting attention, looking good

Wow, Exeter is really ganderous today.

I wish I was ganderous like him.

by beansmokes December 26, 2016