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guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.
by Kdott December 6, 2006
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Gentarded

When someone has no idea the genre of music he is listening to or that there is more than just pop, rock, country, & techno.
person1: "Hey! How about some house?" person2: "Nah..ive been spending too much time @ home, lets go somewhere else." person1 to person3: "Haha! Is he gentarded or what? Lets ditch him & go to the club & check out some house music!"
by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014
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safe guarded

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"
Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded
by skate happy September 15, 2007
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guarded

When a girl is crazy and doesn't open up to you and makes you guess what is going on in her head.
I'm on a date
And I like this girl so much
But
She's too cool
She told me she liked me but she's guarded
What the fuck does that mean?
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016
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guitarted

The mind-numbing stupor and accopmanying visual sensation that occurs after playing Guitar Hero for extended periods of time; to be made retarted from the guitar.
Dude I just played a guitar hero marathon and I can't even see straight; i feel so guitarted.
by Bekka/ Brit January 10, 2008
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gaytarded

Used to describe something so disagreeable that neither "gay" nor "retarded" (derog.) are sufficient descriptors. Gay + Retarded = Gaytarded
by sara g March 7, 2009
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Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.
Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!
by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008
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