gurp 

to steal or have the intention of stealing something

imma gurp Logan's bike
Dude i gurped so many poptarts from safeways

gurp by the slap man July 9, 2009

gurp 

Verb: To make a mistake, to fuck up embarrassingly.
Noun: A mistake, a party foul.

Did you see ted spill beer all over janie? He totally gurped it!
Gurp move!

gurp by Eric Biggidty October 9, 2007

gurp 

SOME INDIAN KID WHO COULD HOGTIE YOU WITH HIS HAIR.

Guy 1: Man that kid has long hair
Guy 2: If only he was indian we could call him gurp!

gurp by some red skin July 8, 2011

Gurp 

A gamer burp.

*gurp*
Yoo sick gurp dude thanks

Gurp by Sirebellum December 2, 2022

GURP 

means "SHUT UP" to people named davis.

AM I RIGHT?

OMG WTF....would u just GURP already?!

GURP by mom November 20, 2004

Gurp 

The crap that gets in your eyes when you wake up

Hey, buddy, you got some gurp in your eyes

Gurp by Ewesomeness May 2, 2018

Gurp 

To consume left over or discarded food from another person. This can be something you do after the person has left the table, or can be attempted while they are still eating. Common locations to gurp include the table of a restaurant or out of a dumpster.

Vince: "Ben, what are you staring at?"
Ben: "Look at that fine piece of corn bread over on that table. You think that lady's gonna finish her food?"
Vince: "I don't know, but if she doesn't I'm gonna gurp that shit right up."
Ben: "Sounds good, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and gurp the trashcans for dessert."

Gurp by gurpy August 29, 2009