a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.
Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.
You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.
You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.
by garnetvalley August 17, 2011
Get the Garnet Valley mug.Garnette is a name derived from the word Garnet which is a dark red crystal. This is a name that belongs to the most wonderful girl you can ever meet. A kind of girl superior to the rest; the most awesome, most beautiful girl in the world (Well.... in my opinion anyway). She is caring, loving and so so smart. She's the one person that will be there for you anytime that you need her, the one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier, the one who can always make you laugh coz she's just so naturally funny, even when she doesn't mean to be. She is amazing at sports (especially basketball.... coz that's like her favourite sport). Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, person. She is extremely hyper and it can be a bit hard to keep up with her but the effort is always worth it. Very lovable, you can't hate her no matter how much you try. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. And sometimes I can treat her in a way that may make her think that I don't care but that can never ever happen because she is the bestest friend a girl can have and i don't whether or not she knows but I love her so so so much♡♥♡♥♡
Michael: Who's that awesome girl that came over here last night?
Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..
Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..
by JeamieLovesYOU♡♡ October 4, 2015
Get the Garnette mug.An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly known as gurning.
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"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"
by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010
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(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing
by jesus November 24, 2003
Get the gurnee mills mug.A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.
by izcool May 9, 2006
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