GPUtard

An asshole so consumed with GPUs, that this is all they ever talk about with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do it talk about the latest GPUs, he is such a GPUtard!

by Klaatu9898 February 22, 2019

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009

Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003

guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006

guitardo

A retarded guido. Commonly used to refer to cast members of the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Masculine: guitardo(s). Feminine: guitardette(s).

Human Being: Hey, what are you doing today?

Guido: G.T.L. baby. Gym, tanning, laundry. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Human Being: Wow! You f*#%ing guitardo! No! Bad guitardo!

by Ricardo Pellitardo August 6, 2011

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008