gunderson

An insulting Jersey Shore name for tourists from the Midwest, especially those who are naive or who have never seen the ocean (or Atlantic City) before. This term likely evolved sometime after the release of the movie Fargo, which featured a major character named Gunderson.

See also bennies, shoobies, and Wally and Marge.

Hey, check out that gunderson staring at the Borgata Babe.

by Led Zeppole December 11, 2003

Gunderson's Triad

Syndrome including fanny fatigue, restless legs, and poor concentration or difficulty reading acquired after extended periods of sitting/studying/reading

The studious medical student presented to the ED with Gunderson's Triad following many days of arduous studying without compensatory physical activity.

by cjb83 March 30, 2009

Aaron Gunderson

Beautiful, Amazing, The Best Of 2 Worlds, GOD's Gift To The World, Aaron Gunderson.
Google It!

The Only Thing That Could Top The Night, Aaron Gunderson

by TheTruthAboutAaronGunderson October 22, 2008

gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk

"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire

by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005

Gundyed

the act of being drawn in to a long conversation with no way of getting out

having a Gundy pull you into a conversation that doesn't end about firefighting

gundy smash

"Dude, look at Drew, he's getting Gundyed right now"

"Dang, he is going to be in that conversation for a while, nothing we can do"

by Jacob Gundy July 29, 2012

Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.

Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!

by oh_behave November 22, 2022

gundible

Personal, adventurous. Possibly dangerous, but mostly interesting. Potentially involving shoes, koalas riding zebras, or other forms of awesome.

"Meshvedka is a Yiddish word for 'a gundible voyage.' It's a personal quest, but in the Yiddish sense, of course."

"I'm sorry for not replying earlier, I'm on a bit of a gundible journey at the moment and only just now have an open hacking season on my hands."

by lotyrin May 5, 2008