gumby

a blowjob given by a woman/man with no teeth.

Jason's grandma gives great gumby

by tha killa October 23, 2003

Gumby

A genetically modified being (GMB)

Dude, this is way too fucking dangerous, let's get a couple gumbys in here to finish this before we fucking die.

by RangerGeek February 16, 2019

gumby

somebody that has a severe problem between their brain and their limbs...run like a paraplegic...drop things all the time...miss their nose and poke their eye...cant aim...unco-ordinated in a way that everybody sees that something is wrong, but dont know what it is...well its because theyre GUMBY

cant you catch the ball you gumby cunt:
hey that gumby chick tripped over her own feet:
i asked for body art and the gumby shit managed to blind me block my nose and paint my tongue with thinners, get the drift?

by stevo November 28, 2004

gumby

Person wearing a knotted hankerchief on his head, glasses, a Hitler-style moustache, rolled up trousers and suspenders. Liable to brain hurting.

"My brain hurts!"

by Wormy March 28, 2004

Gumby

Kick-ass claymation cartoon from long ago! It's about this strange clay boy and his clay horse who goes around doing stupid things. They sometimes save people, they sometimes save each other, or they just BS around doing nothing.

It's no longer showing, I believe, but when it did, it was one of the funniest shows around! Especially when you watch it as an adult.

Gumby is the clay equivalent of a PCP-addicted teenager.

by BusinessMan February 6, 2005

Gumby

Someone with no ass

by Patsy June 28, 2003

Gumby

Somebody who plays as the New Orleans Saints on Madden 11 yet is incapable of tackling Greg Jennings even when Jennings suffered a broken leg.

F*** you Gumby!

by OneOfTheMostBestOffenses January 25, 2011