by Nightyboyo September 10, 2021
Get the guinea big mug.A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
by your dog March 30, 2008
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oh I love my Gionni
by My_definitions_@? June 9, 2019
Get the Gionni mug.A rare species of cat which has been through a hard life of bullying (From fellow cats) and confusion..
the main features of this cat are :
-Fat... Extremly fat.
- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.
the main features of this cat are :
-Fat... Extremly fat.
- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.
by Keeeey November 7, 2009
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'The Theatre of the Vampires' in 'Interview with the Vampire' was straight grand guignol. Kirsten Dunst's comment of, 'How avant-garde,' was priceless.
by fassbinder April 18, 2007
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