Guillermo

Guillermo is super sweet , handsome and is a go getter , may come off mysterious but that just gives you a reason to know more about him , i love my guillermo

Guillermo is in love.

by Yourlove97 January 29, 2019

Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011

Guillermo

The most amazing guy you ever meet. A person like him you never want to lose. He is intelligent, funny, hot af, and the sweetest. He’s the person you will fall in love with. He is one of kind because there’s no out there like him. He’s is the best friend or boyfriend you can ask for it doesn’t get any better then him. You will be so thankful to have him in your life. That everyday you will wonder and ask your self how did you get so lucky to have him.

Guillermo is the best person you’ll ever meet.

by Freakygirl March 10, 2020

guillama

a cuban refugee

that guillama sure can cook

by Law Boy May 5, 2004

Aron-Gils

Armenian term given to an artist who pretends
to play an instrument while a pre-recorded
audio is being played. These artists usually will wear all the proper attire of the artist (i.e. A drummer may wrap fingers with drumming tape to give impression he is a seasoned performer).

Origins come from: Armenian word "nkARich"
(ARon)- which means "Artist". And "GILarvestakan" (Gils) - which means "false, or
fictional".

Pat: Hey Matt, did you see that aron-gils performer today?

Matt: yea
Pat: He almost had me fooled!

by Heinrich Ishkamserov October 30, 2019

Merchants Guild

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.

A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004