Guillermo

Guillermo can be straight or gay! He is a person you can be good friends with but sometimes make fun of you. He is a mean kind person!

Guillermo: look it’s that gay ass
Me: I don’t know bro

by Luis G.A October 27, 2019

Guilly Willy

The effects on your dick from over indulging in extacy; Similar to swimming in Guillamene Cove, Tramore where the water is so cold your willy shrivels within itself.

Jesus Boy! I had some bad case of Guilly Willy last night, I could only use my finger and thumb and some seriously disturbing porn to wack one off.

by Plastician March 18, 2010

Guillermina

The most beautiful girl in the world. She probably smells like flowers and candy and is a walking ball of sunshine. Guillermina never fails to make you smile.

Guillermina reminds me of the most beautiful flower field you could imagine.

by fairykitten January 14, 2021

gnillort

A gnillort (the g is silent) is a term used to describe someone, usually male, who embodies the traits of a tool, dick, douche, fuck boy, and all around dickhead, at the same moment in time. Its basically the worst point a man could reach. In extreme cases, the slang word "pussio" is added infront of it.

Man 1: "Dude, that guy was being a fucking gnillort!"
Man 2: "Not only that, but a PUSSIO gnillort!"

by Biggerboy May 20, 2016

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.

"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Guillermo

The name Guillermo, Guillermo Is a loving caring, attractive, loyal, intelligent boy with a great personality, and a great sense of humor. Guillermo is hilarious he is a boy that really care for the ones he loves and that’s what is great about him. Guillermo is a guy who deserves the right woman or girl. He deserves a loyal, funny, smart, and etc girl. He will be loyal to you if you are to him. He doesn’t really show his feelings until you really get to know him. He is a guy who mostly everybody will get along with. He is really loyal he might have A Lot of chances to cheat on you. However if he loves you so much he won’t. Guillermo is a trustworthy friend or boyfriend. You could trust him with everything to secrets to personal stuff if you really know him. Unfortunately I won’t be able to finish but what I have learned it that Guillermo is an Amazing guy.

“Guillermo is truly Amazing, these hole 2 years and 2 months since 6th grade he is an Amazing boyfriend, and what I mostly love about him is that he is always there for me when I need somebody.”
Friend: “You’re really lucky to be with him. I see that you’re truly lucky to be with him especially since he is super loyal”
“I love him with all my heart”

by Fruitloops0123 December 1, 2019

Guillermo

One of the funniest dudes out there, usually not single but always knows how to get onto a ladies good side. Incredibly good with his words and alwayys knows what to say. Usually latino and always had Amazing hair. Can hold a grudge for eternity and has dumb comebacks that are so stupid its funny. Almost always an incredibly huge slacker but dont let it fool you, Guillermos are highly intelligent and are at first very quiet, but once befriended very talkative.

"Aye Guillermo"
"Yo what's good man"

by Its Jeffery G January 27, 2017