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Guidalandia

Guidalandia is used when experienced confusion and lack of guidance in an academic context.
The professor's lecture was so disorganized that I left the classroom feeling like I'd spent an hour in Guidalandia, with no understanding of the metacation material.
by ItchyKitten October 13, 2023
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Guidassgardenism

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.
(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.
by WAWA! November 9, 2009
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underground guidance counselor

When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).
“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.
by Sprite28 November 4, 2018
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Filho da Guida

Commonly known in Portugal as "son of a whore", it comes from a Portuguese rapper whose mom is an actual whore.
O Manu é filho da Guida.
by fitz00000000000 June 1, 2019
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guida

a hot italian girl whos very fashionable with tight clothes and wears flashy jewlery including a cross and diamonds
everyone loves a guida
by number one guida April 13, 2005
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parental guidance

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.
"we safe sex under parental guidance"
by Maithrui October 6, 2004
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restage and guidage

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.
Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.
by Richalex May 11, 2006
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