Guiderised

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.

God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!

by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019

Guice

The internet way of saying "guys". Also a way to sound retarded on the interweb.

"HEY GUICE WUTS UP"

by GGQ February 13, 2009

guiermo

puerto rican slang for a homosexual, like guappo. also a sign of affection

man1: hola mi guiermo ;
man2: te amo guappo

by anarchyforpeace July 4, 2008

Guider Couple

A couple seen with arms around their significant partners while walking, creating the illusion that they are guiding each other as they walk. Usually seen at the beginning of a relationship, guider couples seem to die down as the relationship ages.

"Look at that guider couple. Can't they get to a destination without help?"

by dazoby August 26, 2009

Gricer

(noun) A mechanical device used by professional dominatrices to simulate castration in lonely incels who love trams. See also kitchen mincer, weed whacker and gunzel muncher.

After a heavy session of steam branding and charcoal enemas, Whayne's mistress uncovered an industrial strength gricer and proceded to flay his taint.

by Thomas the Tanked Engine February 15, 2022

Nathan Guinery

Nathan is an oxygen thief, he's simply liked because of how famous his brother was. Natan has no great features, he's average at video games and washes dishes for a living. All in all Natan Guinery is the most irrelevant human to ever take breathe on this earth.

Nathan Guinery is irrelevant.

by De Captain March 24, 2019

Guierdo

A guido that has creepy tendencies.

Look at that guierdo over there staring at us! He's been doing that for over thirty minutes now.

by flowebbtide May 9, 2013