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A drink comprised of Goon, nasty cheap cask wine and juice, most commonly orange, pineapple, mango, etc. to mask flavour.

Better than Goon, worse than Juice
"pass the guice!"

"i didn't get the ratio of my guice right! tastes like ass."
by Penny.F March 05, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A type of parasite. Someone who holds himself/herself in the highest regard in spite of the fact he or she is an utter twatwaffle. The liquid left over in a douchebag after the douching is done.
Wow did you see Kenny trying to game that girl out of her tips? He's such a Guice.
by SpaceRat August 09, 2017
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The maker of bruh moments, slayer of hoes and tramps. kicks ass, smokes hella grass, and sleds really fucking fast.

like a chad, chode, or bruv, but generic
me; "dude did you see kenny last night at the party"?
bruh; " Hell yeah man, hes a fucking guice"!
by the magical E of oz April 27, 2020
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The internet way of saying "guys". Also a way to sound retarded on the interweb.
by GGQ February 13, 2009
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