guelcome

Guelcome= Welcome, to Spanish speakers who are new to English.....

Guelcome to my party...the drinks are over there!

by SonyaBrite May 30, 2006

gulch

the gagging sound exerted when a dick is shoved to far down the mouth.

I was getting a wicked blow job from this whore this morning and i grabbed the back of her hair and gulched the living shit out of her.

by w-body October 17, 2008

Guelich

verb. To cock-block a fraternity brother while in only your underwear as he attempts to hook up with a girl he'd never have a chance with.

Rudy had that girl in her thong in the hottub until Tim walked by and gueliched him.

by Dillon Collier February 8, 2005

Thunder Gulche

Thunder Gulche. To build up seman for three or more weeks and tie a belt around the under portion of the testicles and release through ejaculation into the mouth of another while the second party is beating a drum.

she was rockin out on the snare and i thunder gulched her!!

by tagres December 17, 2010

Gulch Hole

A special type of asshole that is created by being infected by the Gulch Holus disease. Seeing a Gulch Hole will immediately kill you. It can appear on any part of the body, possibly as a replacement of one's original anus.

Person 1: "Hey, check this out!"

Person 2: "HOLY SHIT A FUCKIN' GULCH HOLE!"

*Person 2 dies*

by D.M.R. Wood October 8, 2008

Guelph

A hick city in southwestern Ontario. Basically a typical middle-class town full of white people and the occasional crack head. People have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is.

Toronto boy: So where you from dude?

Guelph boy: Guelph, eh.

Toronto boy: Is that up north?

by wonderboy23334 January 1, 2011

Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

by 07079 May 31, 2011