The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.
by Jacki B February 21, 2009
Get the Guatemalan lawn ninja mug.The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.
When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.
by midwest slang expert May 20, 2009
Get the guatemalan conover mug.When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.
Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
by supermeathead December 7, 2011
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Get the guatamadian mug.A term referring to the essence or aura of a Guatemalan born person or someone of Guatemalan descent.
First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.
First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.
by Johnny_James October 31, 2007
Get the Guatemalaness mug.Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache
by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008
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