Goose-guarding 

A New Zealand word used commonly in children's games roughly equivalent to camping in video games.

Kid 1: I'm not moving until you leave the safe zone.
Kid 2: No goose-guarding!
Kid 1: Okay, fine! I'll just run around the whole court until you leave then instead.

Goose-guarding by Deepecologist October 26, 2018

puppy guarding 

When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.

"Hey, thats not fair, no puppy guarding!"

puppy guarding by Daniela K October 29, 2006

Go Guardian 

A tool that teachers use as carelessly as when a kid finds a Panzerkampfwagon IV tank.

That stupid teacher used the Go Guardian on me.

Go Guardian by GarfMasterGlob October 2, 2019

the nard dog guarantee 

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

the nard dog guarantee by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

guaranfuckintee 

To assure or promise strenuously.

If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.

guaranfuckintee by Bustamante January 4, 2008

Glucose Guardian

Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"

Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017

Blind Guardian

Cool Power Metal band. Probably one of the most talented in musicianship and songwriting, up there with Helloween. Not so great but still excellent power metal bands are Iced Earth, Manowar, Rhapsody. Power Metal bands usually write songs which are Fantasy,Folk Lore, and Historic Based songs.

Dude, Blind Guardian played at the Amphitheater, and it PWNT! Were you there?

OMFG MY LIFE IS T3H 0V3R I missed BG!!!!!!!!!

Blind Guardian by Nilknarf May 13, 2005