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Guadà

Difficile da descrivere a parole. Una specie di bestia magica presa e messa lì.
Il Guadà è un rimasto.
by Swag di mirtillo May 16, 2020
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Guacamonut

Invented by Detective Frank Savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of "guacamole" and "doughnut" and is "the best cure in the world for a hangover," according to Detective Dan Stark. It consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. The dough fills you up; the cinnamon "gives you a righteous kick-start," and the guacamole "acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids."
Me and Keith Richards went to Mass last night for communion. Boy, do I need a Guacamonut!
by MCAT Owner 35R November 7, 2010
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Maria Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.
"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."
by Spanish_Eyes August 23, 2011
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guadalupe

A girl who is gorgeous and very loyal she's been hurt by many but she doesn't let anything get in her way she's freaky asf her she will suck the soul outta her bf her laugh will make you wanna laugh even louder she's goofy you will love her
Ex: I love guadlaupe she's the best

Ex: Guadalupe is a whole snack
by Guadalupe medina June 18, 2018
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guadalahabra

Nickname for La Habra, on account of its large Hispanic population.
Of course there's a lot of Mexicans there, why you think they call it Guadalahabra?
by Mycrofft September 2, 2016
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.
you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.
After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.
by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004
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