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gromper

To engage in sexual activity after a period of hygienic neglect, frequently signified by the development of a urinary tract infection in a female partner.
"I worked all day and didn't have time to shower, so I had to give Susie the ol' gromper."
by Hajah Hakaha December 3, 2013
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Gramper

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.
"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".
by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010
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Gramper

gramper; a grampa with incontinence, a marked lack of education and a refusal to learn or a angry old man. noun. used to describe anyone with narrowminded back wood attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.
"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".
by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010
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Grumper

A decorative bumper commonly found on Jeep Wranglers that combines a bumper and grill. A must have bolt on part for any JK mallcrawler with 20"+ wheels that wants to distinguish themselves from the standard "Angry Eye" jeep.
"Kyle just dropped $1500 on that new Fabfours Grumper, friggen shame he he didn't spend it on lockers, eh? "
by Hokenstad July 30, 2019
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join grumper

a join-grumper is usually a normal looking man who does something inexplicable to other men.
by preston outatime March 22, 2005
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grumper

I stuck it in her grumper.
by grumperthumper April 25, 2008
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Grumpers

Queen of the Jews annn'er fuckin' cheers up. Reeks the fuck of bad fuckin' attitude. It loves itself some purple and turns out ta be fuckin' latino! All it wants to do is grump, which earns it some lovin' from its UMR fam. Lastly, it has been known to wreck a FREC or two in her time.
Grumpers Grumper FREC Purple Latino Latina Attitude
by I am an Oil Man February 5, 2010
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