grunter

an upsized poo that is simply too large to be expelled without grunting, clenching, and the bursting of facial blood vessels.
"dropping a grunter" is the act of producing one of these intimidating steamers.

"where the fuck is stu, i'm thinking of stealing his weed"
"he's in the bathroom dropping a grunter, i can hear him struggling with it from here. yeah pack me a cone too, he's still grunting away... we'll have enough time."
"rad... LOVE the grunter"

by www.soup.now.nu April 4, 2003

grunter

A right rough old dog, with yellow bleached hair, 5 inches of greasy roots and no intellect, who's been fucked left, right and centre by thick, ugly, tattooed, toothless neanderthal-type blokes all her life. She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. You wouldn't touch her with yours or anyone else's.

"Look at the state of that. What an old grunter!"

by Clarice December 5, 2003

gruntel

The sound made in reaction to smelling or coming in close contact to the grundel.

I just heard some dude gruntel in the stall... he must have got a whiff of his grundel...

by millertime1025 July 19, 2007

glunted

glunting someone, or getting "glunted"

1. the act of making plans with a friend and not keeping them.
2. telling someone you will pick them up at a certain time and then being an hour or so late

Hey did Terry hang out with matt last night? No matt totally Glunted him.

by CrispyCrabs22 May 25, 2011

Grunter

A Grunter, is someone who is very ugly and usually has a huge bottom jaw. When you look at a grunter its almost impossible to not picture them acting like an ape throwing the poo everywhere. There are different levels of grunting, a high level grunter would deemed, "He Grunts On A University Level" whereas most just grunt on a 6th grade level.

Dylan: WHOA Shlab...Check out that Grunt Lord!
Sean: Holy Shit! that Grunter looks like he's the type of guy to eat a load of shit every morning!
Dylan: yah...

by dlan September 18, 2007

gruntled

the opposite of disgruntled. or happy.

person 1 damn that bitch was all up in my kool aid so i had to put the slap down on her face! she ended up calling the po-lice

person 2 oh harriet your stories of entertainment keep me gruntled through the whole day!

by lolykatt March 9, 2009

Gunted

When you are drunk beyond all repair. Game over

Mate let's get gunted tonight!!!

by VonDisco88 October 24, 2010