Grundy

A person who is everyone’s gay best friend and known for having the smallest dick in the group. Someone who you can talk to but you just know that whatever you tell them will be bait for them to slag you off with others.

“Oh, I have never had a gay best friend with a smaller dick than me!”
“You haven’t? Just become friends with Grundy”

by Xx_Sparkle_xX December 11, 2020

grundy

Thought to originate from Michael Grundy,the coolest cat to ever walk the earth, meaning sublime and the most ultimate form of cool one can find

man, he sure can dance grundy!

by MG September 25, 2003

Grundy

Large Chinned Balding Cock Gobbler, with Titanic Spiral Balding Patch in back of Head, prodominantly covered over with hordes of grease or bryl cream !!!!

1.) Dude, that Guys got a proper Grundy!
2.) Check out the grundy on that!
3.) Slipknot fans are a load of proper Grundy's!

by Ray Lemon September 28, 2007

grundy

The act of giving sombody a wedgie after putting sand down their pants or shorts.

The lifeguard gave me a grundy when I bumped into him on accident. I was chaffing for weeks on end, with nothing but pain to look forward to until i went to the doctors for melvin wedgie and grundy reconstructive surgery.

by theend956614756 April 27, 2010

grundy

asshole, dirty, grimey, disgusting

Colin Oneil is a grundy bitch

by grundybitches January 23, 2011

Grundy

That mustache that boys in middle school try to grow.

Wow, that boy over there has a cool grundy.
Nah man, my sister has a better one.

by Nickelmen January 24, 2019

Grundy

When you moan about mundane experiences (especially supermarket related) on neighbourhood social media.

My mum loves to Grundy after a trip to the supermarket.

by Grundy April 7, 2020